draco lucius malfoy

Insert your name and "likes to" (all in quotes, e.g. "Harry likes to") in a search engine and post the first ten to pop up:

1. Draco likes to think that he's a little bit happier now.
2. Draco likes to watch Harry bleed.
3. Draco likes to think he is a lap dog like Lucy.
4. Draco likes to lick off the cream from his Oreos- he rarely eats the biscuits.
5. Draco likes to get away - unfortunately other people just won't leave him alone.
6. Draco likes to make fun of the amount of money the Weasleys have.
7. Draco likes to chase shadows, butterflies and other things that jump out of the grass.
8. Draco likes to help Snape in his lab.
9. Draco likes to watch people.
10. Draco likes to cheat.

5 & 6 are certainly the most accurate.. I'm not even certain what #7 is supposed to mean.
I don't appreciate the connotation of #9 and #10 is just not true. #3 is perhaps the most offensive.
Also, I don't know what an oreo is, though it's obviously a biscuit by this description.

Why did I do this?